Gabbert’s New ‘Do
By Luke Sims
Well, I guess I was a year behind because I never got around to writing an article about the terrible hair that some of our dearest Jaguars possess.
No longer will Blaine Gabbert look like Sunshine from Remember the Titans, but instead will look like this.
I’m seriously hoping that it brings some more confidence and more maturity with it. We all know we could use a man under center and Gabbert is that man whether he looks like a girl or otherwise. I much prefer him to look the part.
I’m cheering internally. Obviously this is the missing link between the Jaguars and the Superbowl!
– Luke N. Sims