Matt Jones’s Family: Cocaine Wasn’t His
So.
Matt Jones is hanging out in a part of town that is well known for its ample amount of drugs.
A white, powdery substance was found on his hand and on the credit card he was using the separate the powder.
When the officer asked if it was cocaine, his response was “yes”.
And he, under advice of his attorney, smartly isn’t saying anything more about the case.
However, his father is:
“We want to make it clear that Matt was not in possession of any drugs,” the statement continued, “but that there were drugs in the vehicle and were located in the closest proximity to Matt. He does not claim any responsibility for the drugs.”
Let me repeat.
He said the white powder on his hand was cocaine.
He was cutting it with his credit card.
But it wasn’t his. I guess he was just “holding it for a friend”?
I don’t think a jury full of losing contestants from “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?” would fall for that story.
Why the hell is Matt stealing his friend’s blow? I mean, his friend leaves the car for a few minutes and Matt is blowing the blow?
July 16th, 2008 at 9:16 am[...] Even female Jags fans, known for their heavy coke use, are not buying this crap. Female Jags fans are coke experts, and this one basically spoils the plot. What the hell is Matt’s pa thinking? This makes it even more embarrassing for the coke user. Matt, NFL players are not supposed to use coke. It damages your heart and veins. Now, I would be lying if I said the Dallas Cowboys didn’t have a player or two who sniffed some coke, but when caught red-handed, they didn’t like about it like you and your pops are. When someone tried to frame Michael Irvin with crack rocks, the charges were dropped. [...]
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July 16th, 2008 at 10:48 amAre you serious? You sound like a 12-year old…
“…female Jag fans are coke experts…”
I haven’t seen many of your posts, but you have immediately lost all credibility.
July 24th, 2008 at 6:21 am