I have been put in my place.

Oh gosh. I am just a poor little girl. I don’t know too much about that football thing. I mean, really. What is there to know beyond the fact that Tom Brady is soooo cuuuuuuuuute? Thankfully, I have The Landry Hat here to set me straight.

I love The Landry Hat and his Cowboys, especially that Jason Witten guy! He is just so fantastic. To show my appreciation, I have composed this list.

Five Reason why the Cowboys are so Effin’ Awesome

1. Their fans have an amazing sense of humor!

2. Their fans also are able to detect sarcasm a mile away on the internet!

3. They have the great Jason Witten on their team!

4. Their fans have such a knack for the persecution complex! You could make a jest about their player and they will get offended on the spot. It is just so amazing!  I wish I could do that.

5. They are confident enough in their manhood not to win play off game!

I just wish so desperately that my team could be as great as the Cowboys. But, gosh, as a girl, I don’t have much taste in football. I just go for the one that has the cutest kicker, teehee. I mean, that is an important postion right? Teehee.

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  • http://thelandryhat.com thelandryhat


  • http://thelandryhat.com thelandryhat

    You better be hot to be smack talking like this. I swear.

  • Staubach

    Shouldn’t your focus be on the Colts? They are your immediate unsolved problem. Anyway attacking a team’s play and attacking a person are two different things. They will lead to different reactions.

  • admin

    Dont worry about Dan, aka homer. (Click on pic to read the post)

  • http://arrowheadaddict.com Adam

    Get ‘em, Jeanne!!!

  • Spaceman Spiff

    As a Cowboy fan, what I’d like to know is why you hate America’s Team, and by the Communicative Property we’ve all learned from teh poly-tics, AMERICA ITSELF.

    Hey America hater, I bet you voted for McGovern!

    [Uh...McGovern references are kosher now, right? Too soon?]

  • http://lombardiave.com DJ

    I hate the Cowboys.

    Waits for explosion…

  • http://lombardiave.com DJ

    I also might have to post a Cowboy hating post to boost some traffic up…

  • steamroller78

    Tom Brady looks like Arnie from Gilbert Grape. Are you his mom???

  • http://lombardiave.com DJ

    Whoaa low blow right there steamroller…might not be lower than anything else said so far. haah.

  • Tango

    Don’t worry, Landry Hat. She’s far enough out of your league to talk as much smack as she wants. Kick ass, Jeanne!

  • http://riggosrag.com/ Redskins Guy

    You forgot: Their ability to invent new and exciting ways to call you gay and to use the word “crap” in a sentence.

    Don’t let the Cowboys fans get you down. You’re not the only one to clash with Dan from time to time. When he insults you and questions your gender, he’s doing it with love.

  • steamroller78

    Crap your gay Tulip.


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  • http://[email protected] Collin

    I write for a Jaguars website called Bigcatcountry.com If you’re interested in exchanging links or corresponding occasionally on the site email me and let me know. We have a pretty large readership and the official team website recognizes us, which is pretty cool.


  • http://fansided.com Zach

    Sorry we haven’t gotten all the links up for the site. We will definitely get your link up. Is Chris still blogging over there?

  • http://naptownsfinest.com Sam

    I’m with DJ. I hate the Cowboys. Get ‘em, Jeanne.

  • http://Phinphanatic Brian

    This is too funny. Jeanne, remind me not to disagree with you on anything…:)

  • http://arrowheadaddict.com Adam

    Not only did Jeanne break the record for most visits and comments on day one for an FSB blog, but she also managed to get Dan and his legion of angry ‘Boys fans all pissy, too. That takes some of us months to accomplish. Jeanne = The Machine

  • http://thelandryhat.com thelandryhat

    Please. Lame. So damn lame.

  • Staubach

    We know the Kansas Chef’s guys encouraged her to ruffle the Boy’s feathers. I am sure you guys are proud. Send others to do your bidding.

    Jeanne, do you think the Jags can overtake the Colts this year?

  • http://www.blackandteal.com Jeanne

    It all really depends on how that whole “giving up half our draft for pass rushers” works out for us. A lot of the draft commentators said that it was our way of chasing Peyton. Hopefully it is.

  • therealLandry30

    I just love the fact that thelandryhat is trying to refute your statements with typical one word sentence Cowboy fan-speak. Lame. So. Lame. Enjoy the real Landry (Laron) taking off Witten’s head this year, I know I will.