Black and Teal’s Official Mock Draft for the Jaguars

The Cup from 2 Girls 1 Cup

Finally, all of the retarded sh*t that fills the Jaguar’s message boards and spews from Sam Kouvaris’ mouth can be collected in this wonderful chalice, and consumed by two Brazilian girls with daddy issues that the rest of the world cannot even begin to fathom.

And with the conclusion of the draft, I cannot be happier with the direction of this team!  Now it is time to sit back and watch our future unfold, and don’t be surprised to see our boys hoisting up the Lombardi Trophy next February.

-Rad Murphy