Why Jacksonville Rocks (And, Conversely, Why Your City Sucks)

Case in point:

I spent about two and a half hours at a Tom Waits concert last night.

Yeah, Jacksonville is awesome and has Tom Waits come through. Your city doesn’t rock quite as hard and you have a lack of Tom Waits. 

This can be expressed in math equation form for those of you who hate words:

Jacksonville > your city.

Boo. Yah. Punks.

In football related news, Fansided has done a neat feature about people’s dream double headers.

As a Jaguar fan, you probably know that there isn’t anything really sports related anywhere near Jacksonville unless you’re a Gator fan. And if you’re a Gator fan, you also know the best rivarly game/largest outdoor cocktail party of the year is here in Jacksonville and the Jaguars are asked to get out of town that weekend. Unless you’re a huge Jacksonville Suns fan (which most college kids become on Thirsty Thursdays) there is about a zero percent chance for an awesome double header. Maybe I just lack imagination.

But if you’re not a Jaguar fan and you happen to be here because of the catching title of this blog entry, you should definitely check it out. And let them know what YOUR awesome double header would be. I am sure they are absolutely dying to know.

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